अच्छा कुछ लड़के तो अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को सड़क पर ऐसे पकड़ के चलते हैं, जैसे गर्ल फ्रेंड ऑटो पायलट मोड पर हो और छूटते ही उड़ जायेगी.!!!

#आलोचक

Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal
bitana,
Bahut mushkil hota hai dil ko
samjhana,
Yaar zindagi toh beet jayegi,
Bus mushkil hota hai kuch logo
ko bhul pana....

Ek Dard Mujhe Jeene Nhi Deta,
Dil Sabar Kar jata Hai Mujhe Rone Nahi Deta,
Main Unki Hun Ye Raaz To Wo Jaan Gaye,
Par Wo Kiske Hain Ye Sawal Mujhe Sone Nhi Deta..!!

Ehsaan Kiya Usne Mujhe Pyaar Sikha
kar,
Kya Hoti Hai Chahat Ye Mujh Ko
Batakar,
Judai hi Hota Hai Pyaar Ka Asli Matlab,
Chhod Diya Mera Saath Bas Itna
Batakar..

Ek Dard Mujhe Jeene Nhi Deta,
Dil Sabar Kar jata Hai Mujhe Rone Nahi Deta,
Main Unki Hun Ye Raaz To Wo Jaan Gaye,
Par Wo Kiske Hain Ye Sawal Mujhe Sone Nhi Deta..!!

Tuje Pa Na Sake to bhi Saari Zindagi tujhe Pyar Krege
Ye Zaruri to nahi Jo Mil Na Sake Usse Chor Diya jaye
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जिस दिन आपके कारण माता पिता की आँख में आंसू आते हैं।

उस दिन आपके सारे _"धर्म"_ उन _"आंसुओं"_ में बह जाते हैं।।

Jab Aap Kisi Se Rooth Kar Nafrat Se Baat Karo
Aur fir bhi Wo Uska Jawab Mohabbat Se de,
To Samajh Jaana Ki
Wo Aapko Khud Se Zyada Pyar Karta Hai...!

"Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Agar Hum Bure Lage..
To Zamane Ko Batane Se Pehle,
Ek Baar Hume Zarur Bata Dena
Ham Khud Tumhari Jindagi Se Chale Jaaege

Wo mujhe chodkar khush hai,
to shikayat kaisi,,
OR
mai unhe khush na
dekhu to,,
Mohobbat kaisi...

Na Kisi Ki Kasam Se Jeeta Ha Koi,
Na Kisi Ke Ghum Se Marta Ha Koi..
Aksar Muhabbat Me Chhod Jata Ha Wohi..
Jis se Bepanaah Muhabbat Karta Ha Koi..

Bepanah mohabbat ka ek hi usool hai
Mile ya na mile, tu har haal mein qabool hai.

Kash Fir Milne Ki Wo Wajah Mil Jaye..
Sath Jo Bitaya Wo Pal Mil Jaye..
Chalo Apni Aankhe Band Karle..
Kya Pata..
Khwabo Me Guzra Huw Kal Mil Jaye..!

Yaadon Ka Yeh Karwan Hamesha
Rahega...
Dur Hote Hue Bhi Pyaar Wohi Rahega...
Maaf Karna Mil Nahi Pate Aapse...
Magar Yakeen Rakhna...
In Aankhon Me Intezaar Wohi Rahega...

क्यूट दादागिरी
😇😇😇😇😇😇
एक छोटा बच्चा
रात में
, plz भगवान्
आप मुझे एक साइकिल दे दो
मेरे सारे फ्रेंड्स के पास
साइकिल है
और वह सो गया
अगले दिन वह उठा
तो
उसे साइकिल
नही मिली
उसे गुस्सा आ गया !!
तब उसने
गणेशजी की छोटी मूर्ति उठाई
और
शंकर भगवान् से बोला
अगर बच्चा चाहिए
तो
शाम को 4 बजे
साइकिल लेकर मंदिर के पीछे आ जाना !

kaise ho bhai

Mohabbat aankho sey nikley aansuo ko moti bana deti hain,
Mohabbat gahre zakhmo pe b marham laga deti hain,
Jab jeeney ki wajah koi bhi naa bachi hoo,
Tab yeh mohabbat maut ko bhi haseen zindagi bana deti hain!

He : hiii !! kaisi ho ?? .
She : bahot buri, mood kharab.... mom dad k wahi paison ko le kar roj roj k jhagde .
He : aaj kis bat pe hua ?? .
She : meri clg fees ko le kar, i wish main kuch help kar sakti unki financially .
He : abhi tum is layak hui nhi ho, abhi apni pdhai pe dhyan do coz tumare hathon me bs yahi hai.... jab ek din kuch ban jaogi to unhe support kar paogi.... rhi clg fees ki bat....to wo mujhse udhar le lena .
She : nhi yar already tumse bahot le chuki hun.... wahi de pana muskil hai abhi to... .
He : koi bat nhi jab kamane lgna tab de dena. By the way tumara relationship kaisa chal rha ?? .
She : bahot bura, use mere fb pe pics post krne se problm hai ... . He : hmmm tym lo, jb wo tumhe janne lgega to trust bhi krne lgega .
She : jitna tum jante ho .
He : utna to kbhi nhi jan payega .
She : hmm ok thnks mood acha krne k liye, ab so paungi chain se, gd nyt .
He : gd nyt . Next day she called on his phon & his mom pick d call... .
She : aunty , wo kahan hai ?? . aunty ( crying heavily) : beta use 2 din se bahot tej fever ho rha tha ... doc ne use rest krne ko kaha tha bt wo rat bhr soya nhi shayad..... subah jb aai to wo behosh pda tha, abhi use hospital me admit kiya hai d girl cut d phon, n left fr hospital ... " he ws talking wid me on d phn whole nyt " bt he never told anything.... she reached d hospital & run towards dat room where he is admitted... .
She : " stupid !! tumne btaya kyn nhi ki tumhe fever tha last nyt " .
He ( remains silent fr a while & said) : tum bhi to upset thi na ... .
She : tum pagal ho, itna bhi koi krta hai kya kisi k liye ?? . ( started crying) .
He : krta hai na,,, main krta hun apni best friend k liye..... . . ''Kisi Shaam Mujhe Toot Ke Bikhrte Dekho, Meri Rooh Mein Zehar-E-Judai Ko Utarte Dekho, Kis-Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai Rab se, Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajde Mein Sisakte dekho''.
Agar post accha lage toh share jrur krna thankss

He : hiii !! kaisi ho ?? .
She : bahot buri, mood kharab.... mom dad k wahi paison ko le kar roj roj k jhagde .
He : aaj kis bat pe hua ?? .
She : meri clg fees ko le kar, i wish main kuch help kar sakti unki financially .
He : abhi tum is layak hui nhi ho, abhi apni pdhai pe dhyan do coz tumare hathon me bs yahi hai.... jab ek din kuch ban jaogi to unhe support kar paogi.... rhi clg fees ki bat....to wo mujhse udhar le lena .
She : nhi yar already tumse bahot le chuki hun.... wahi de pana muskil hai abhi to... .
He : koi bat nhi jab kamane lgna tab de dena. By the way tumara relationship kaisa chal rha ?? .
She : bahot bura, use mere fb pe pics post krne se problm hai ... . He : hmmm tym lo, jb wo tumhe janne lgega to trust bhi krne lgega .
She : jitna tum jante ho .
He : utna to kbhi nhi jan payega .
She : hmm ok thnks mood acha krne k liye, ab so paungi chain se, gd nyt .
He : gd nyt . Next day she called on his phon & his mom pick d call... .
She : aunty , wo kahan hai ?? . aunty ( crying heavily) : beta use 2 din se bahot tej fever ho rha tha ... doc ne use rest krne ko kaha tha bt wo rat bhr soya nhi shayad..... subah jb aai to wo behosh pda tha, abhi use hospital me admit kiya hai d girl cut d phon, n left fr hospital ... " he ws talking wid me on d phn whole nyt " bt he never told anything.... she reached d hospital & run towards dat room where he is admitted... .
She : " stupid !! tumne btaya kyn nhi ki tumhe fever tha last nyt " .
He ( remains silent fr a while & said) : tum bhi to upset thi na ... .
She : tum pagal ho, itna bhi koi krta hai kya kisi k liye ?? . ( started crying) .
He : krta hai na,,, main krta hun apni best friend k liye..... . . ''Kisi Shaam Mujhe Toot Ke Bikhrte Dekho, Meri Rooh Mein Zehar-E-Judai Ko Utarte Dekho, Kis-Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai Rab se, Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajde Mein Sisakte dekho''.
Agar post accha lage toh share jrur krna thankss

tu kaisa h vhai ??