English is a crazy language LETS FACE IT There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads, which aren’t sweet,are meat. If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices? we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another. Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled, ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly? English was invented by people,not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,isn’t a race at all). That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious… laugh as much as you can
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If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand?
FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake Though they may seem difficult face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
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╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other
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❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤ Don't ask what the meaning of life is... We define it ..... ❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❤ What will our life mean by the time it is over with? Will we leave behind a great legacy, a legacy full of success, full of stories that will make us laugh, stories that will make us cry, and stories that will make us believe that anything, absolutely, anything is possible???
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╰♡╮=╰★╮====╰★╮=╰♡╮ Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live. One of the most effective antidotes to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh, and loving as much as we can while we live. When we hear laughter, we associate whatever situation we are in, with happiness, at least usually. When we just let go of our fears, and allow ourselves to be happy, even in the worst of times, it can change the playing field quickly. Choosing to love as much as we live is like the second of the 1-2 punches when you are trying to defeat whatever despair lies ahead of you. if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving, and positive attitude while at all possible, we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it. Make an effort today to keep love in your heart, no matter what hate is thrown in your path, and to keep laughing, even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile... ">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496879_www.hiren.info.jpg" border="0"/> SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE. ">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496878_2105141.jpg" border="0"/> ╰♡╮=╰★╮====╰★╮=╰♡╮
(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-) ''A tear Carrying the DNA of pain Washing away hurtful stains A tear Expressing unspeakable feelings Creating new channels of healing
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Smilesmilesmile it removes the tension of your file, let there be even a huge pile, you can complet them with a smile. smile beautifies yeur face, with it; you win a race, let it be an unsolved case, you can solve it with a smile on face
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/d74179c1298472814f9ffd637b1d76fa.jpg" border="0"/> A Smile is a sign of Love, A Smile is a sign of Care, A Smile is a sign of Cheer, A Smile is a sign of Trust, A Smile shows how you can, Be happy even in hard crust… A Smile is a sign of Joy, A Smile is a sign of Hope, A Smile teaches you how you can, Remove the clouds of Mope… "Remember to always dream. More importantly to make those dreams come true and never give up " SMILING NIGHT ╰★╮╰★╮