HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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mai chale abi


see yew

diLse kar k dekh
baki body vi vig jaye gi

accha ab mai chalta huuu

hospitaL q re
mai ek nice surgeon huuuuuuuu

count nhi kya

kya karuu billi ki daard mujhe nhi sehjata

biLLiko maar
agLiiiii 27 tarikh ko

Hi, my friend. We may be miles apart but you know I'll always be remembering you, you're a precious gift from GOD that I will keep forever in my heart. Friends forever. Happy nEw yEar...with lOve and care frOm ace...

pata chala tho

daru band


chal iss baat per 1 jam ho jaye

ok to mar dallllllllll

nahi re afzal

aaj maine nahi pee daru

aaj dry day hai na


band kar abi puchna log samje mai bavde hu

mere sath vi tere jaisa hi ho es dua karte h hum

vhai daar to nhi lagte h na

help chahiye to sarmana mat

coin hava me rai gaya

vo celibrate kar ne vo sharabi last time daru pine chala gaya

mai tere behall nhi dekh paunga...
esliye nhi jaunga

good

ahhhhhhhh dilli ki Laddu arhahi h

mai aur tuu log ki soch badal dunga

vhai mere dil koi eraser nhi h
jisko diL me jagah dya..kavi nhi vulte

tu to mere piyaara vhai hai..kavi nhi vulpaunga
par mai janta huu sadi k baad tuu vul jaye ga

Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.

Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.

So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!

Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...

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Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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vula nhi vhai
tere gb me mere koi msg send nhi hote h..
check your setting

New year | Forward this Picture
B4 2012 ends,
let me thank all d ppl like
U who made my 2012 beautiful for me!

I pray u b blessed with fruitful year ahead..
Enjoy last few hours of d year

Tucmuc


HAPPY NEW YEAR

*******2013*******