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Stupid answers for stupid
questions...
1. Someone calls
you at 2am in the nyt nd ask
"are u sleepin?" Ans no,I'm
pickin beans..
2. When its
raining and somone notices u
goin out yet they ask; are u
goin out in this rain?? Ans:
no in the next one
3. They
see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just
have a bath? Ans: no, i fell
into the toilet bowl
4. You
standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground
floor going to your office,yet
they ask; going up?? Ans:
no, i'm waiting for my office to
come down to me!
5. Your
boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and u still
ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're
carrots!
6. You're in the toilet
and you locked the
door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the
door...mtscheew !!
7. You're in
the queue at the cinema to
buy tickets, a frnd sees you
and asks; what are you doin
here? Ans: i'm here to pay my
school fees!...
8. When people
see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
are you sleeping?? Ans No!
I'm practising to faint...
Happy sunday.
questions...
1. Someone calls
you at 2am in the nyt nd ask
"are u sleepin?" Ans no,I'm
pickin beans..
2. When its
raining and somone notices u
goin out yet they ask; are u
goin out in this rain?? Ans:
no in the next one
3. They
see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just
have a bath? Ans: no, i fell
into the toilet bowl
4. You
standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground
floor going to your office,yet
they ask; going up?? Ans:
no, i'm waiting for my office to
come down to me!
5. Your
boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and u still
ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're
carrots!
6. You're in the toilet
and you locked the
door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the
door...mtscheew !!
7. You're in
the queue at the cinema to
buy tickets, a frnd sees you
and asks; what are you doin
here? Ans: i'm here to pay my
school fees!...
8. When people
see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
are you sleeping?? Ans No!
I'm practising to faint...
Happy sunday.
A man 4gets 2 zip up his trouser
so a lady tells him "sir, u left ur
GARAGE open" man gave her a
naughty smile as he zips up& ask
"did u see my BLACK JEEP parked
inside? D lady smiles back & says.
"Noooo just a 'keke napep' wit
two flat tyres"...
Gud morin frnds
so a lady tells him "sir, u left ur
GARAGE open" man gave her a
naughty smile as he zips up& ask
"did u see my BLACK JEEP parked
inside? D lady smiles back & says.
"Noooo just a 'keke napep' wit
two flat tyres"...
Gud morin frnds
U paid #5000 for gate fee 2
watch MI. Show, & i bought his cd.
For #100 & watch it in my house.
No fiddsence.
U pick taxes 2 office #500
everyday, & i Board public bus 2 d
same office for #50. I have #450
to spend on other things.
U bought 5alive #300 & i bought
5 fruits for #10 each & consume
them. Mine is more naturally
nutricious than urs
U bought popcorn #1000
@cinema & i bought corn and
groundnut #50 watching my
movie @home. We're both
chewing.
U went 2 cyber and paid #200 for
1 hour & i bought a day
subscription of #100 from my
network provider. whose is
better?
U have more than a girl friend & i
have jst one. Don't worry ur
account will tell @monthends. And
so on. So pals be wise on your
expense d economy of these days
is forcing us 2 b economical. The
choice is urs.
watch MI. Show, & i bought his cd.
For #100 & watch it in my house.
No fiddsence.
U pick taxes 2 office #500
everyday, & i Board public bus 2 d
same office for #50. I have #450
to spend on other things.
U bought 5alive #300 & i bought
5 fruits for #10 each & consume
them. Mine is more naturally
nutricious than urs
U bought popcorn #1000
@cinema & i bought corn and
groundnut #50 watching my
movie @home. We're both
chewing.
U went 2 cyber and paid #200 for
1 hour & i bought a day
subscription of #100 from my
network provider. whose is
better?
U have more than a girl friend & i
have jst one. Don't worry ur
account will tell @monthends. And
so on. So pals be wise on your
expense d economy of these days
is forcing us 2 b economical. The
choice is urs.
GAME! GAME!! GAME!!!
LYING MODE ACTIVATED!!!
FRIENDS, LET'S TELL SOME LIES:
-I forgot to collect my change
from the aeroplane conductor
when coming back from U.S.A.
-I always open the aeroplane
window for fresh air.
-I like salad being served hot.
Friends, add your lies!!!
LYING MODE ACTIVATED!!!
FRIENDS, LET'S TELL SOME LIES:
-I forgot to collect my change
from the aeroplane conductor
when coming back from U.S.A.
-I always open the aeroplane
window for fresh air.
-I like salad being served hot.
Friends, add your lies!!!
suzanrichard35@yahoo.co.uk
Hello dear
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suzan.
Please email me on (suzanrichard35@yah oo.co.uk) for more communications.
Medical Research Authority of the
United States have found new
cancer in human beings caused
by Silver Nitro Oxide.
Whenever you buy recharge cards,
don’t scratch with nails as it
contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating
and can cause skin cancer. :'(
Share this message with your
loved ones ...
Horiyomi: Important Health Tips:
> Answer phonecalls with the left
ear.
> Don't take ur medicine with cold
water.
> Don't eat heavy meals after 5
pm.
> Drink more water in the
morning, less at night.
> Best sleeping time is from 10
pm to 4 am
> Dont lie down immediately after
taking medicine.
> When phone's battery is low to
last bar, don't answer the
phone,bcos the radiation is 1000
times stronger.
! Kindness costs nothing and
knowledge is power.
United States have found new
cancer in human beings caused
by Silver Nitro Oxide.
Whenever you buy recharge cards,
don’t scratch with nails as it
contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating
and can cause skin cancer. :'(
Share this message with your
loved ones ...
Horiyomi: Important Health Tips:
> Answer phonecalls with the left
ear.
> Don't take ur medicine with cold
water.
> Don't eat heavy meals after 5
pm.
> Drink more water in the
morning, less at night.
> Best sleeping time is from 10
pm to 4 am
> Dont lie down immediately after
taking medicine.
> When phone's battery is low to
last bar, don't answer the
phone,bcos the radiation is 1000
times stronger.
! Kindness costs nothing and
knowledge is power.
Season‘s greetings 2 all my frnds: Dearert frnds may dis season‘s n gladness bring u, ur family n frnds gud tidings of joy, peace, n Gods abundant blessings! Wishing u marry christmas n a happy new year in advc !
Don't emulate someone becos you can never be original like that person but photocoyping, so try to be creative on our own.
Tanks 2 Almight Allah dat weak us dis morin..... Gud morin frnds in d hus hw ws d nyt ?
Let's get your thought's. Question: Which of the following is Nigeria's greatest disappointment? (A) Super Eagles (B) PHCN(NEPA) (C) Mobile networks(MTN, Glo, Airtel) (D) Nigeria Police
