Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well,

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Waah Waah!

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Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
"Juz Go To Hell!

Wt Is Ur Name?
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Aray Pagal Tujay Apna Naam B Nahi Aata Jo Neechay Dekhi Jata Ha
Bewakoof ...

Kya Tm Gareeb Ho?

YES Or NO?

Agr Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balance Bhejo...


Aur Agr Ghareeb Ho To Yeh Msg Aagay Bhejo...

KHUL K MAANGO Yaar

Happy Bhikari Day!

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
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Reply Krne Ki Koi Zaroorat Nahi Pehle Apni Adatein Theek Karo..!Ok
Haha

If You Think
I M Bad. . .

Come To Me...
I'll Give You More Better
Reasons
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To Hate Me ...=P

Last Night
I Had A Dream Of U.
U Were Traveling In Bus!
Suddenly The Bus Lost Control N Fell In The River.
Every1 Swam 2 Save Their Life,
But U Were Still Swiming N Searching 4 Som1.
1 Person Asked U Whom U R Searching 4?

U Said

Arrey, Conductor Kidhar Gaya,

20 Rupaye Dye They 6 Rupey Lene They.... ;-)

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

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Bf : You Are Both

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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?

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Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

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Bf : You Are Both

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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?

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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!

Boy: "ILY" ...

Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You'..."

I put my dog out of da window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting "TWINS" "TWINS" he he heeee

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

© Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan Hi Kafi Hai,
Dil Main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai,
Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho ,
Hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai…
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Faasle Mita Kar Aapas Mein Pyar Rakhna,
Pyar Ka Rishta Yu Hi Barkaraar Rakhana,
Bichar Jae Kabhi Aap Se Hum,
To Ankho Mein Hamesha Hamara Intezaar Rakhna..
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Ok ok. Main khti hu , karan ko.. Honey bhabhi g.. Tc...

Ok bachhha log... Aaps me jhagdo... Main puch lungi.. Nhi mana toh tum mangwa lena maafi... Ok honey bhabhi g

Agr usne kuch glt kiya hai toh wo toh kbi b nhi batane wala muje.. Tum batao, main abi uski khabar leti hu..